HomePortalFAQRegisterLog in

altText
altText
altText
altText
altText
altText

Share | 
 

 customs antics

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
starlite
Mega user
Mega user


Posts : 1784
Join date : 2009-10-11

PostSubject: customs antics   Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:20 pm

just got to share this one.

just returned from a visit to the uk. the usual shopping for bits and bobs and seeing family, had a really enjoyable holiday.

At the customs check, my cabin baggage went through the x ray machine with no problems, my partner was behind me waiting for his baggage to come out of the x ray machine, but it did not come through.

my partner was approached by customs and asked to follow them, i too followed them. they asked him if this was his bag, he replied "
yes"
.
customs asked if anyone could have tampered with his bag. "
no"
he said. have you personally packed this bag, "
yes"
.

they then showed him an x ray picture of the contents of the bag and pointed to some cream contained in the bag which is ilegal. she stated she would have to empty the contents of the bag.

in order. 4 m&
s bras
20 pairs of m&
s knickers
2 underskirts
and then the illegal cream..........anti wrinkle cream

I had packed the bags, not in his and hers order, just packed whatever. i could not save him i was too busy laughing. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Back to top Go down
Chris
Moderator
Moderator
avatar

Posts : 2299
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 54

PostSubject: Re: customs antics   Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:26 am

oh bless him ... I bet that raised a few eyebrows! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Back to top Go down
http://www.tonicwebworks.com
tonyb60
Mega user
Mega user


Posts : 2150
Join date : 2010-02-18

PostSubject: Re: customs antics   Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:52 am

They always pose problems at customs these cross dressers

_________________
Cast off all care, inhale fresh air.
Back to top Go down
Daisy
Super user
Super user
avatar

Posts : 1122
Join date : 2010-02-11

PostSubject: Re: customs antics   Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:15 am

I'm afraid its what that call "
Jobs worth"
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Back to top Go down
willowsend
Mega user
Mega user
avatar

Posts : 2220
Join date : 2009-11-10

PostSubject: Re: customs antics   Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:34 pm

in order. 4 m&
s bras
20 pairs of m&
s knickers
2 underskirts
and then the illegal cream..........anti wrinkle cream

I had packed the bags, not in his and hers order, just packed whatever. i could not save him i was too busy laughing.
starlite
Moderator

Humour: plenty
Gender: Female
I hope that is enough undies to last you until your next visit, was the anti wrinkle cream for your partner
Back to top Go down
itchyfeet
Mega user
Mega user
avatar

Posts : 2267
Join date : 2010-09-10
Age : 61
Location : Paskalevets

PostSubject: Re: customs antics   Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:34 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
just got to share this one.

just returned from a visit to the uk. the usual shopping for bits and bobs and seeing family, had a really enjoyable holiday.

At the customs check, my cabin baggage went through the x ray machine with no problems, my partner was behind me waiting for his baggage to come out of the x ray machine, but it did not come through.

my partner was approached by customs and asked to follow them, i too followed them. they asked him if this was his bag, he replied "
yes"
.
customs asked if anyone could have tampered with his bag. "
no"
he said. have you personally packed this bag, "
yes"
.

they then showed him an x ray picture of the contents of the bag and pointed to some cream contained in the bag which is ilegal. she stated she would have to empty the contents of the bag.

in order. 4 m&
s bras
20 pairs of m&
s knickers
2 underskirts
and then the illegal cream..........anti wrinkle cream

I had packed the bags, not in his and hers order, just packed whatever. i could not save him i was too busy laughing. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


It could have been worse, you could have been going home after an Anne Summers party.

Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: customs antics   

Back to top Go down
 

customs antics

View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

 Similar topics

-
» Expired MOT
» Secret Santa Swap 2014 Sign Up List - Swap Partners Sent ! :)
» Custom Cobra Crossbow pistol
» Bulgarian Funeral Customs
» SAT stops 104 customs agents due to lowball values

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Traveling to and around Bulgaria-