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PostSubject: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Sun 17 Mar 2013 - 13:26

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Ok Willow here you go!

Gardening made easy!
An old man living alone in South Armagh,
whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison,
didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.
So he wrote to his son about his predicament.
The son sent the reply, "
For HEAVENS SAKE,
don't dig the garden up, that's where I buried
the guns!!!!!"

At 3 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers
turned up and dug the garden for 3 hours,
but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him
what had happened, asking him what he should do now?
The son sent the reply: "
NOW plant the potatoes!"

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Fri 14 Apr 2017 - 19:29

Phew!!! Been hot here today La

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Fri 14 Apr 2017 - 19:45

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Berni, I'm having very strong words with you when I next come to BG. I told you not to put that private photo of me on the forum, now everybody will recognise me, darn you wow

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Fri 14 Apr 2017 - 20:39

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Berni, I'm having very strong words with you when I next come to BG. I told you not to put that private photo of me on the forum, now everybody will recognise me, darn you wow

I am so very sorry Willow  I really don't know what came over me Hot But sooner or later it would come out, you know what VG is like she just can't help herself.. La

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Sat 15 Apr 2017 - 9:07

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied. "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.”

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Sat 15 Apr 2017 - 13:29

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Fri 28 Apr 2017 - 11:32

Paddy advised Mick to try Viagra, the new liquid type he said, Mick said why the liquid type and Paddy explained that he mixed it with Tipex and woke up in the morning with a correction
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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Fri 28 Apr 2017 - 14:53

La La So the next time me Julie says to me , correction darling , I'll just say oh no it's just the way I'm sitting . wow
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PostSubject: subject   Fri 28 Apr 2017 - 19:34

As long as you don't have your legs crossed...your dear Julie may even believe you!

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Tue 2 May 2017 - 21:48

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Tue 2 May 2017 - 22:30

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Wed 3 May 2017 - 8:18

Bernie, your jokes and one liners are the best, see you soon
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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Wed 3 May 2017 - 22:24

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Bernie, your jokes and one liners are the best, see you soon

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Mon 8 May 2017 - 13:25

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PostSubject: subject   Mon 8 May 2017 - 18:25

That last picture should be classed as a hive!....
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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Mon 8 May 2017 - 18:29

La see I knew there was a reason I liked bees
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