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PostSubject: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:26 pm

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Ok Willow here you go!

Gardening made easy!
An old man living alone in South Armagh,
whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison,
didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.
So he wrote to his son about his predicament.
The son sent the reply, "
For HEAVENS SAKE,
don't dig the garden up, that's where I buried
the guns!!!!!"

At 3 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers
turned up and dug the garden for 3 hours,
but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him
what had happened, asking him what he should do now?
The son sent the reply: "
NOW plant the potatoes!"

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:24 am

I am quiz master at one of our local pubs, and as usual I told each team to write their chosen name on the top of the paper. I then collected the papers in from the eight teams and commenced to read the results. Quite innocently, I said in third place on 57 points is HOOF HEARTED it raised a lot of laughter, apparently it's a name of a horse
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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:53 pm


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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Tue May 05, 2015 8:30 am

Innuendos from 1964

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:35 am

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:46 am

La La La La

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the lamp post.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Sun Aug 30, 2015 5:26 pm

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Hope you can see this, it is so funny

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PostSubject: subject   Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:02 pm

I have to take your word for that....F***book is banned in my family!
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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:25 pm

Ah sorry Baz I don't know how to put just the video on, maybe boss will sort it, so keep watching. g

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:09 am

I have tried but I can't do it unless its on youtube g

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:31 am

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I have tried but I can't do it unless its on youtube  g

Ah thanks for trying Ash. No can't find it on ytube.....

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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:09 am

This is so funny....


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PostSubject: Re: This is so funny some of the content may be offensive   Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:17 am

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Hope you can see this, it is so funny

I found this on ytube now it really is so funny

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PostSubject: subject   Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:41 am

La La La La La

Nearly fell off my chair!!!
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