HomePortalFAQRegisterLog in

altText
altText
altText
altText
altText
altText

Share | 
 

 Senior teenager

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
willowsend
Mega user
Mega user
avatar

Posts : 2198
Join date : 2009-11-10

PostSubject: Senior teenager   Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:44 am

I JUST discovered my age group!  I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).  I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
Back to top Go down
oddball
Moderator
Moderator
avatar

Posts : 7094
Join date : 2009-10-20
Age : 59

PostSubject: Re: Senior teenager   Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:52 pm

La La La H H

_________________
Berni & Dougie [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Back to top Go down
GeshiSimon
Senior user
Senior user
avatar

Posts : 133
Join date : 2016-07-18
Age : 52
Location : near Tervel

PostSubject: Re: Senior teenager   Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:23 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
La La La H H

Wot Berni said, put a smile on my day, Thanks mate
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Senior teenager   

Back to top Go down
 

Senior teenager

View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

 Similar topics

-
» Senior Quote
» Your Staffordshire Bull Terrier Senior Years
» What age is "senior"
» Betty - gorgeous elderly staffy
» Mara Triangle Monthly Reports

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: ExPat Lounge-